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You and only you can determine whether your date's answer merits relationship credit, allowing him/her to place out of that particular relationship stage. This exam should be administered over drinks, because if all goes well, you might be moving in rather than going to dinner.
RELATIONSHIP EQUIVALENCY EXAM FOR MEN
1) English: What does it mean when you say, " I'll call you?"
2) Math: How many women can you have sex with and still be monogamous?
3) Psychology: Other than abject fear, what are some possible reactions to the word, " I love you?"
4) Economics: Who pays for dinner if your date makes more than you, and how long before you resent her for it?
5) Physics: Find a way to arranage your bathroom items on your half of the sink, knowing full well your girlfriend needs the whole sink for her items.
RELATIONSHIP EQUIVALENCY EXAM FOR WOMEN
1) English: When you say, "I'm not in a rush to get married," define the word "rush."
2) Math: Is the amount of minutes it takes you to evaluate a date as a potential husband more than or equal to the amount of minutes it takes you to identify and ignore the red flags?
3) Psychology: Other than abject fear, what are some possible reactions to the words, " I need space?"
4) Economics: How much should you pay for an apartment you never visit in order to keep a boyfriend from freaking out that you live in his?
5) Physics: Find a way to arrange your bathroom items on your half of the sink while still maintaining the illusion that you wake up looking this good.
Pencil down. Break up or marry accordingly.
The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good’ saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck, it goes forward and you win…or maybe it doesn’t, and you lose.”
A one-time tennis pro, Chris Wilton (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) was used to falling just short in his life. But when he befriends Tom Hewett (Matthew Goode) and marries his sister, Chloe (Emily Mortimer), the doors are opened to the kind of money and success that Chris had once only dreamed of. Chris should have settled for happiness, but he is torn by his attraction to Tom’s impossibly beautiful and sensual fiance, Nola (Scarlett Johansson). The attraction turns to an obsession that forces Chris to make a critical choice. Now everything in his life hinges on if Chris falls short again…and whether or not his luck runs out.
“Match Point” is a drama about ambition and obsession, the seduction of wealth, and the often discordant relationship between love and sexual passion. Perhaps most importantly, however, the story reveals the huge part luck plays in the events of our lives, refuting the comforting misconception that more of life is under our control than really is.
The film stars Scarlett Johansson (“Lost in Translation,” “Girl With a Pearl Earring”), Jonathan Rhys Meyers (“Bend it Like Beckham,” TV’s “Elvis”), Emily Mortimer (“Lovely & Amazing,” “Bright Young Things”), Matthew Goode (“Chasing Liberty”), Brian Cox (“The Bourne Identity,” “Red Eye”) and Penelope Wilton (“Iris,” “Pride & Prejudice”).
Written and directed by Academy Award® winner Woody Allen (“Annie Hall,” “Hannah and Her Sisters”), “Match Point” represents a departure for the native New Yorker, the majority of whose films lovingly depict New York and—not always so lovingly—New Yorkers. Crossing the Atlantic for the first time in his film career, Allen set “Match Point” in London, where it was also filmed.
Premiering to rave reviews at the 2005 Cannes Film Festival, “Match Point” was produced by Letty Aronson, Gareth Wiley and Lucy Darwin. Stephen Tenenbaum served as the executive producer, with Helen Robin and Nicky Kentish Barnes co-producing, and Jack Rollins and Charles H. Joffe co-executive producing. “Match Point” will be distributed domestically by DreamWorks.
Match Point
Love. Lust.
How far would you go?
All. Nothing.
Would you risk everything?
Truth. Deception.
There are no little secrets.
HOW FAR WILL YOU GO WITH YOUR OWN OBSESSION?
(X) snuck out of the house
(X) gotten lost in your city
(X) saw a shooting star
(X)been to any other countries besides the United States
(X) had a serious surgery
(X) gone out in public in your pajamas
( ) kissed a stranger
(X) hugged a stranger
( ) had sex with a stranger
( ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(X) had alcohol
(X) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
( ) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(X) made out in an elevator
(X) swore at your parents
( ) kicked a guy where it hurts
(X) been in love
(X) been close to love
(X) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving
( ) broken a bone
( ) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
(X) skipped school
(X) flashed someone
(X) saw a therapist
(X) done the splits
( ) played spin the bottle
( ) gotten stitches
(X) bitten someone
(X) been to Niagara Falls
(X) gotten the chicken pox
( ) crashed into a friend's car
( ) been to Japan
(X) ridden in a taxi
(X) been dumped
( ) shoplifted (i dont noe if itt counts)
(X) been fired
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(X) stole something from your job
( ) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to Europe
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
( ) saw someone die
( ) been to Africa
( ) driven over 400 miles in one day (i was in the car)
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been to South Pacific
(X) Been on a plane
( ) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(X) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(X) Eaten Sushi
(X) Been snowboarding
( ) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) Been moshing at a rock show
( ) Been to a moto cross show
( ) lost a child
(X) gone to college
( ) graduated college
( ) done hard drugs
(X) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
EXTRA-SPECIAL PEANUT BUTTER
Ingredients
Preparation
Spread 1 slice of bread with peanut butter and choose any three toppers.
Add the other slice of bread.

SHAPELY SANDWICHES
Ingredients
Preparation
Using 2-1/2-or 3-inch large cookie cutters, cut shapes from both bread and meat. Reserve bread scraps for Crunchy Treats (recipe below)
Layer bread, cream cheese, nuts and meat.
To tote for lunch: Pack chilled sandwich in an insulated lunch box with an ice pack.
Crunchy Treats
Tear remaining bread into bite-size pieces (about 1-3/4 cups). Adult help may be needed for the following steps:
Preparation
Melt 1 tablespoon butter in a small skillet. Remove from heat.
Stir in 1 tablespoon grated Parmesan cheese and a dash of garlic powder.
Spread the cubes in an 8x8x2-inch baking pan.
Drizzle butter mixture over bread; toss to coat.
Bake, uncovered, in a 350 degree F oven about 15 minutes or until browned and crisp, stirring the mixture once.
Cool, then crunch away!

KOOKY COOKIE SANDWICHES
Ingredients
Makes 6
Preparation
In a small mixing bowl, beat together butter and one-half of the powdered sugar.
Beat in milk, extract, and remaining powdered sugar.
Spread on the bottom of 6 of the cookies. Top with the remaining cookies.
Wrap and chill.
To make ahead: Prepare filling mixture the night before; cover and chill. Assemble sandwich, wrap, and pack with a frozen juice box or ice pack in an insulated lunch bag.

BY THE SEASIDE SANDWICH
Ingredients
Preparation
Spread one-half of the top of one slice of bread with peanut butter to create the "beach."
Spread the other half with grape jelly to create the "ocean."
Arrange fish crackers in the ocean.
If desired, cut small rectangles of fruit leather for beach towels to place on the beach, and place graham snack cookies on each towel.
Place a cereal ring next to each cookie so the teddy bears can take a dip in the ocean if they get too hot.
Top with remaining bread slice.

TWO-WAY TWIST
Ingredients
Makes 8
Preparation
Gently pull or roll each breadstick on a clean surface to make a 20 inch rope.
Shape each rope into a pretzel by crossing one end over the other, forming a circle and leaving 4 inch tails.
Holding a tail in each hand, twist once at the crossover point.
Carefully lift the tails and place over the center of the circle.
Place the ends of the tails over the circle edge and tuck them about 2 inches apart.
Brush each with melted butter.
If desired, stir together the sugar and cinnamon; sprinkle over pretzels.
Bake in a 350 degree F. oven for 15 to 18 minutes or until pretzels are golden.
Cool on a wire rack.
If desired, serve with cheese dip and /or mustard.
For each serving: The night before, chill cheese dip, if using. In the morning, pack 1 pretzel and 1 to 2 tablespoons cheese dip and/or mustard, if using, with a frozen juice box or ice pack.

APPLE ROLL
Ingredients
Preparation
Spread tortilla with cream cheese. If cinnamon-flavored tortillas are not available, use a flour tortilla and sprinkle with cinnamon over the cream cheese.
Top cream cheese with apple slices and roll up.

VEGGIE WRAP
Ingredients
Preparation
Personalize wraps with your favorite vegetables—broccoli, zucchini, or even cooked green beans.
Layer vegetables and cheddar cheese on tortilla.
Top with ranch salad dressing and roll up.

TURKEY TWIRL
Ingredients
Preparation
Spread mayonnaise on tortilla.
Layer turkey, cheese and carrot on top of tortilla and roll up
Secret #1: Yes, we fall in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean we want to leave you
If the oldest question in history is "What's for dinner?" the second oldest is "Were you looking at her?" The answer: Yes -- yes, we were. If you're sure your man doesn't look, it only means he possesses acute peripheral vision.
"When a woman walks by, even if I'm with my girlfriend, my vision picks it up," says Doug LaFlamme, 28, of Laguna Hills, California. "I fight the urge to look, but I just have to. I'm really in trouble if the woman walking by has a low-cut top on."
Granted, we men are well aware that our sizing up the produce doesn't sit well with you, given that we've already gone through the checkout line together. But our passing glances pose no threat.
"It's not that I want to make a move on her," says LaFlamme. "Looking at other women is like a radar that just won't turn off."
Secret #2: We actually do play golf to get away from you
More than 21 million American men play at least one round of golf a year; of those, an astounding 75 percent regularly shoot worse than 90 strokes a round. In other words, they stink. The point is this: "Going golfing" is not really about golf. It's about you, the house, the kids -- and the absence thereof.
"I certainly don't play because I find it relaxing and enjoyable," admits Roland Buckingham, 32, of Lewes, Delaware, whose usual golf score of 105 is a far-from-soothing figure. "As a matter of fact, sometimes by the fourth hole I wish I were back at the house with the kids screaming. But any time I leave the house and don't invite my wife or kids -- whether it's for golf or bowling or picking up roadkill -- I'm just getting away."
Secret #3: We're unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after we've made one to you
This is a dicey one, so first things first: We love you to death. We think you're fantastic. Most of the time we're absolutely thrilled that we've made a lifelong vow of fidelity to you in front of our families, our friends and an expensive videographer.
But most of us didn't spend our formative years thinking, "Gosh, I just can't wait to settle down with a nice girl so we can grow old together." Instead we were obsessed with how many women who resembled Britney Spears we could have sex with before we turned 30. Generally it takes us a few years (or decades) to fully perish that thought.
Secret #4: Earning money makes us feel important
In more than 7.4 million U.S. marriages, the wife earns more than the husband -- almost double the number in 1981. This of course is a terrific development for women in the workplace and warmly embraced by all American men, right? Right?
Yeah, well, that's what we tell you. But we're shallow, competitive egomaniacs. You don't think it gets under our skin if our woman's bringing home more bacon than we are -- and frying it up in a pan?
"My wife and I are both reporters at the same newspaper," says Jeffrey Newton, 33, of Fayetteville, South Carolina. "Five years into our marriage I still check her pay stub to see how much more an hour I make than she does. And because she works harder, she keeps closing the gap."
Secret #5: Though we often protest, we actually enjoy fixing things around the house
I risk being shunned at the local bar if this magazine finds its way there, because few charades are as beloved by guys as this one. To hear us talk, the Bataan Death March beats grouting that bathroom shower. And, as 30-year-old Ed Powers of Chicago admits, it's a shameless lie. "In truth, it's rewarding to tinker with and fix something that, without us, would remain broken forever," he says. Plus we get to use tools.
"The reason we don't share this information," Powers adds, "is that most women don't differentiate between taking out the trash and fixing that broken hinge; to them, both are tasks we need to get done over the weekend, preferably during the Bears game. But we want the use-your-hands, think-about-the-steps-in-the-process, home-repair opportunity, not the repetitive, no-possibility-of-a-compliment, mind-dulling, purely physical task." There. Secret's out.
Secret #6: We like it when you mother us, but we're terrified that you'll become your mother
With apologies to Sigmund Freud, Gloria Steinem -- and my mother-in-law.
Secret #7: Every year we love you more
Sure, we look like adults. We own a few suits. We can probably order wine without giggling. But although we resemble our father when he was our age, we still feel like that 4-year-old clutching his pant leg.
With that much room left on our emotional-growth charts, we sense we've only begun to admire you in the ways we will when we're 40, 50 and -- God forbid -- 60. We can't explain this to you, because it would probably come out sounding like we don't love you now.
"It took at least a year before I really started to appreciate my wife for something other than just great sex; and I didn't discover her mind fully until the third year we were married," says Newton. "But the older and wiser I get, the more I love my wife." Adds J.P. Neal, 32, of Potomac, Maryland: "The for-richer-or-poorer, for-better-or-worse aspects of marriage don't hit you right away. It's only during those rare times when we take stock of our life that it starts to sink in."
Secret #8: We don't really understand what you're talking about
You know how, during the day, you sometimes think about certain deep, complex "issues" in your relationship? Then when you get home, you want to "discuss" these issues? And during these "discussions," your man sits there nodding and saying things like "Sure, I understand," "That makes perfect sense" and "I'll do better next time"?
Well, we don't understand. It doesn't make any sense to us at all. And although we'd like to do better next time, we could only do so if, in fact, we had an idea of what you're talking about.
We do care. Just be aware that the part of our brain that processes this stuff is where we store sports trivia.
Secret #9: We are terrified when you drive
Want to know how to reduce your big, tough guy to a quivering mass of fear? Ask him for the car keys.
"I am scared to death when she drives," says LaFlamme.
"Every time I ride with her, I fully accept that I may die at any moment," says Buckingham.
"My wife has about one 'car panic' story a week -- and it's never her fault. All these horrible things just keep happening -- it must be her bad luck," says Andy Beshuk, 31, of Jefferson City, Missouri.
Even if your man is too diplomatic to tell you, he is terrified that you will turn him into a crash-test dummy.
Secret #10: We'll always wish we were 25 again
Granted, when I was 25 I was working 16-hour days and eating shrimp-flavored Ramen noodles six times a week. But as much as we love being with you now, we will always look back fondly on the malnourished freedom of our misguided youth. "Springsteen concerts, the '91 Mets, the Clinton presidency -- most guys reminisce about the days when life was good, easy and free of responsibility," says Rob Aronson, 41, of Livingston, New Jersey, who's been married for 11 years. "At 25 you can get away with things you just can't get away with at 40."
While it doesn't mean we're leaving you to join a rock band, it does explain why we occasionally come home from Pep Boys with a leather steering-wheel cover and a Born to Run CD.
Secret #11: Give us an inch and we'll give you a lifetime
I was on a trip to Mexico, standing on a beach, waxing my surfboard and admiring the glistening 10-foot waves, when I decided to marry the woman who is now my wife. Sure, this was three years before I got around to popping the question. But that was when I knew.
Why? Because she'd let me go on vacation alone. Hell, she made me go. This is the most important thing a man never told you: If you let us be dumb guys, if you embrace our stupid poker night, if you encourage us to go surfing -- by ourselves -- our silly little hearts, with their manly warts and all, will embrace you forever for it.
And that's the truth.
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